I'll Charge It To My Amex Blue

More shit to add to that long list of things I don’t like, but everyone I know loves. The Snoop "Drop It Like It’s Hot" song. That limp-dicked hook. That tired Neptunes beat with the tongue clicks. I do a funny impression of the song where I say "Drop It Like It’s A Hot Potato" and do a little hot potato dance. It looks kind of like that dance Ashlee Simpson did on Saturday Night Live.